These hoo-mons are such strange, temperamental oiks. I can’t wait to go outside again. Unfortunately, getting these idiots I live with to understand the simple command ‘open the door’ is much harder than you’d think.
Curiosity did not kill me. I ventured beyond the known world and survived. It is quite possible that what I have suspected for some time may in fact be true – I, am a God.
Until next time worshippers.
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My name is Lady Mia Pussington and this is my journal. Here you will read the chronicle of my rise and rise as a diva, from humble beginnings as a scaredy-cat to supreme ruler of the known universe, which as far as I can tell does not extend much further beyond our back garden.